the 2014 trivial drivel thread

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I'd shit in my hand and walk with it for 5 miles to be able to eat a block of sharp cheddar.

I wish it had been as easy as A jar. I had to shit into this plastic thing and put some in 3 small bottles.Threw the rest on my asshole neighbor's lawn.

I transported it in my Coach bag, of course.

In HINDsight, now that I've discovered I have an ear infection, I'm hoping the stupid antibiotics I have to take will kill any and all worms I might be carting around.