Mornin' bitches!

[The Antagonist]

I think the point that was trying to be made was that if you know the person at the door isn't armed, like a Jehovah Witness moron, the sound could just be used as a very effective deterrent or warning when you do NOT want to fire the weapon.

If God Squad is at your door, you don't need a shotgun.

that's right just tell them you're catholic

Just train your dogs to urinate on them. And post no-trespassing signs so they can't sue when your dogs turn their pant legsyellow.

Sad part Moose is that anyone can sue you for hurting them in any way shape or form while on your property. Tresspassers, burglars or murders or not.

Good thing that goes by state but the retarded state I live in says you can get sued. Example: A burlgar is stupid enough to break a window and come in that way and cuts himself on the glass pretty badly to need stitches and possibly artery repair. The dumb fuck who was too inept to clear the glass out while robbing me CAN sue ME for his injuries.

Example 2: I had a farm. Posted no tresspassing and no hunting all over. Kept the signs updated too. If someone decided to come steal my horses and got hurt by said horse he was stealing, I can get sued and be held liable for having "an attractive nuisance" on the property.
I did manage to get that law changed and now equine related lawsuits are hard to prosecute as long as you have the mandatory government worded sign on your property and for safekeeping I put one on my trailer too.

Forget dog bites. Unless you got a slick lawyer and can prove that the person provoked the dog to bite (or piss on said leg), you're 100% liable off the bat. Especially in states like mine where you have insurance companies with "bad dog lists" and you have one of those 'bad dogs'.

The list of stupidity goes on. I have said out loud many times to many township cops that if anyone is stupid enough to break into my home and my dogs kill them, I have a meat grinder and dogs eat a raw diet now. I will not go to jail for an idiot. He'll just go missing and no parts will be found. I dont think DNA stays useable in dog shit.