Hi Hermit, welcome aboard

[The Afterbirth]

Thanks for being the one to demonstrate just how low the bar here at Mock can go. Now I have to hear Liquid say all sorts of (true) shit about this. Now I have to hope your needy little roommate-jerking fingers get too busy to post here. You make newbie-tard look like a pretty exciting and zesty mother fucker, even though you are the internet equivalent of a sleeping pill. Make that a whole bottle of sleeping pills, you sleep-inducing bitch.

Not to get too personal, but you are the kind of guy born for soup chicken mating. You keep them going by producing boring, dopey, and useless spawn.

The only thing more boring, dopey, and useless than you and/or your future spawn will be George Bush's first interview after he leaves Office.

Thanks for being a Molson-drinking high-school dropout pussy that weighs less than my dog.

Thanks.

I'm glad you at least acknowledge how low this sets the bar for future newbies and I can't wait to see Liquid's rant. I read his first new post and wanted to rip him a new asshole but Sin had to just let him in. He's bitching about all his hard work...10 posts is hard work these days? Fuck the newbie thread...it just proved itself worthless.