Post Your Stupid 2015 Resolutions That You Won't Keep...

[Duchess]

When I was at Epcot I was standing at the designated smoking area and this lady walked by and rolled her eyes and pretended like she was coughing. I wanted to smack the shit out of her and put a cigarette out on her face. If I acted on my feelings sometimes I'd be spending most of time in jail.

She was being an asshole simply for the sake of being an asshole. That's what assholes do. I would have goaded you on to put the cigarette out on her face. Do it, Sally, dooooo it.

I would pay your bail and your defense can be you are bi-polar, OCD and still terribly fucked up from the drugs you were on while sick with the flu. You'll walk. *nods*