YOU WON THE LOTTERY!

[Duchess]

Psych! No, you didn't! Some of you may have already heard about this -

Sucks for him. I thought if he had any recourse I would be reading about the ambulance chasers coming out of the woodwork but I haven't.

Last month, John Wines bought a scratch-off lottery ticket at a gas station in Roswell. When he scratched through the surface, he had FIVE winning numbers totaling more than $500,000.
But when he went to collect, the gas station clerk said no dice.

"I took it back in and she told me , 'That is not a winner.' And they told me that it was a misprint and they don't pay off for misprints."

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