The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[HairOfTheDog]

A message for Aussiecouger
When peeling an apple it is best and faster to peel it from stem to stern not around and around until you get dizzy with a knife in your hand, you could fall and knock the hot tea kettle off the stovey and burn your toes and stuff.
Your pal
Maggot

I wonder sometimes if aussie sees apple-peeling (life, trolling, relationships) as a kind of competition performance art. The more she antagonizes other people in the orchard with a dull butter knife in attempt to get the core of it, the more a peeling the elusive victory will someday be.

She's a trip and I kinda like applesauce, so it's fun to watch or play along, rooting for her to get it and no longer becider self.