01-30-2015, 11:41 AM
(01-30-2015, 07:20 AM)Duchess Wrote: I'm not afraid of sunshine & homosexuals but axe murderers do give me pause.
Axe murderers are scary. I'm just goofy tired and was kinda thinking in David Lynch mode yesterday after I read the news and was planning my day.
I had a mental picture of myself strolling down bustling Castro Street, enjoying the January sunshine, when outta nowhere a deranged axe-wielding creeper in a rainbow t-shirt appeared before me and stopped me in my tracks. I turned and ran across the street and as he started to give chase, a bus rolled up and flattened him.
I'm resting up this afternoon.