02-05-2015, 07:55 PM
When I used to live in the suburbs it used to crack me up every weekend when all my neighbors would drag all their shit out to the curb and "clean their garages". I first wondered how dirty a garage could get every single week that made them seriously take every jetski, riding mower and fancy generator out all the way down the driveway. Then I realized they were just doing the suburban husband version of comparing penis sizes via their yard toys. And the whole time all I could think was how grateful some of my friends would be for the helpful late night shopping map.