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[Maggot]

I am very organized. A place for everything and everything in it's place. Monday - Wednesday I wear the same outfit I wore last Monday - Wednesday and have for as long as I can remember. Thursday - Sunday is a crap shoot. It annoys me to no end when my daughter doesn't throw away empty containers. I just recently quit smoking and I still hate non-smokers who complain about smokers.

This was a hodgepodge of enlightening shaded sunshine. A true ego-maniac with diamond reasoning, when reading the above paragraph I was perplexed and flexible like Gumby but after a bit it became very, very clear.
The man has never learned the Julian calendar. He has been going by some freaky astronomy thing for so many years that his mind has adapted and changed in some un-godly non-smoking pile of ashes. I believe he should throw his own beer cans away and step away from the caulk board with haste as he cannot distinguish between caulk dust and cocaine. My advise is to sit back and decide that Monday is the day this time that he goes to work forgetting Wednesdays pants, it would sure shave some time off getting that latte, dbl cream, six sugar, dbl. espresso Triple straw concoction and allow extra money for a college education for his daughter and possibly some physiological therapy for her so that by the time she reaches adulthood will absolutely be trying to figure out a way to acquire the toenail clippings he has in his will before he turns 60.