The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

That stupid Monkees song is on again!
"I thought love was only just for fairy tales..."
I lived with a floozy once and one night I fell asleep early. That bitch left the house and I woke up a bit later. It was snowing outside and I looked out on the porch and there were her little footy prints in the snow.
I followed them to another house way up the road and when I got to the sliding glass door, there she was dancing barefoot to that stupid song with a guy with red hair. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

How could she do you like that. You're adorkable.