03-13-2015, 02:01 PM
Ps to Sally. If you find yourself having to shit on a makeshift toilet in the middle of nowhere and you're lucky enough to have an old magazine handy...you probably aren't using it to read. If anything you're repeatedly crumbling one page into a ball and smoothing it out because regular paper gets softer and more absorbent that way and hurts less. Don't ask how I know this.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.