03-14-2015, 08:05 PM
I saw an add for 'Say Yes To The Dress' (I can't watch those shows) and this bride is all teary and says "I'm going to say yes to the dress" and then you get a wide shot, I swear to God, she looked like one of those dolls that you stick the spare toilet roll under in the bathroom. The dress was all poofy and layered like the toilet covered dolls. She was all teary at how beautiful it was, and all you can think is that she needs to put a giant toilet roll under there. True story.