The 2015 trivial drivel thread

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Well, he wasn't gay when he was with me honey. I think he was more perverted than gay anyway. And yes, he was friggin' dangerous.

So he turned gay after he was with you?

I'm just trying to understand because most people think you're kind of born with a predisposition towards men or women. Are you saying that he was, by all accounts, heterosexual until he met you?

Heh-heh.

Dangerous as in...criticizing your wardrobe? Having a better fashion sense? What?

Explain yourself, sometimes red-headed midget.