I ate hot dogs for breakfast

[Clang McFly]

I know you're mentally retarded Clang and I don't want to embarrass you, but just because hot dogs are called wieners doesn't mean you have to put condoms on them. Stop doing that.

All my hotdogs are named Frank. And frankly we are offended by your hotdog racism and intend to have a frank discusssion about it at our next Klang Klan Kabal.