EMBARRASSMENT BURNS

[Clang McFly]

I think most of my embarrassing moments in life happened in the lunch room.

I think most of my embarassing moments in life involve nudity and/or my (sad, tiny) genitals.

In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.