EMBARRASSMENT BURNS

[Midwest Spy]

I think most of my embarrassing moments in life happened in the lunch room.

I bet most of MS's embarrassing moments in life happened in the bedroom.

I'm sure there were a couple of times (see: many) where I may have been Quick Draw McGraw, but as I like to say, at least I was given many, many opportunities.

As for a truly embarrassing moment, I once woke up on the floor of Reagan National Airport after sleeping there overnight. I had flown a MAC C-5 from Panama City to Andrews AFB, and caught a shuttle to Reagan. Unfortunately, had to sleep there waiting for early flight to MSP.

Woke up under a row of chairs, with people everywhere. As I got up, they're all looking at me weird. I'm in uniform as well. Hair standing up.

Anyway, I just remember feeling embarrassed by that.