IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT
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(03-25-2015, 02:01 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: The most I ever paid for glasses is $12 for 2 pairs. Glasses aren't fashion, they're functional.

I only need glasses for reading small print. Oddly, as I get older the print seems to keep getting smaller. It's a conspiracy, I think.

Anyway, I have a bunch of cheap plastic-handled magnifying glasses tucked around the house and in the garage for reading product labels and instructions and such. They were like $5 each at Big Lots in the kid's toy section, but they do just what I need and I never have to stress about losing them or breaking them or anything. I guess that makes me gauche too.

Gaucheness aside, my low-cost vision aids also have valuable side benefits. For example, say I was out front one morning enjoying the summer sun whilst tending to my flower bed, when.........all of a sudden....... a gang of rolly-pollys started creeping towards my toes with ill-intent. I wouldn't freak out or anything. I really wouldn't. I have peace of mind in knowing that I could grab one of my handy-dandy magnifying glasses, calmly plant my ass on the sidewalk, and burn those menacing little bastards to death before nightfall (if the ultra-violet rays were strong enough that day and I had enough sunscreen on).

Which makes my $5 investment not only a highly functional one, but a multi-functional one. 55
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IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-21-2015, 01:20 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-21-2015, 01:42 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-21-2015, 03:56 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-23-2015, 01:29 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Blindgreed1 - 03-23-2015, 01:09 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-23-2015, 10:50 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-21-2015, 07:41 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-21-2015, 10:14 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by FAHQTOO - 03-21-2015, 10:45 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-22-2015, 02:13 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by FAHQTOO - 03-22-2015, 03:08 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-22-2015, 05:49 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by username - 03-22-2015, 06:12 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-22-2015, 10:12 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Carsman - 03-22-2015, 11:04 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Mohammed - 03-22-2015, 11:10 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-22-2015, 12:32 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-22-2015, 09:38 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by ramseycat - 03-24-2015, 07:28 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-24-2015, 07:33 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Blindgreed1 - 03-24-2015, 11:30 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by username - 03-26-2015, 11:59 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Carsman - 03-28-2015, 05:59 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-24-2015, 11:54 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Blindgreed1 - 03-24-2015, 11:57 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-24-2015, 12:29 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2015, 02:04 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-24-2015, 03:10 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-24-2015, 06:24 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2015, 02:01 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by HairOfTheDog - 03-25-2015, 10:42 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Midwest Spy - 03-24-2015, 07:49 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2015, 12:53 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-25-2015, 11:28 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Midwest Spy - 03-25-2015, 01:56 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-25-2015, 02:50 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Midwest Spy - 03-25-2015, 03:18 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2015, 10:11 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Blindgreed1 - 03-25-2015, 03:57 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-24-2015, 09:09 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2015, 01:20 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2015, 07:03 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2015, 10:05 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-25-2015, 08:38 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-25-2015, 10:35 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-25-2015, 02:06 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-25-2015, 11:14 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by HairOfTheDog - 03-25-2015, 11:30 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 03-25-2015, 11:38 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by HairOfTheDog - 03-25-2015, 02:30 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-25-2015, 10:54 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-25-2015, 11:11 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2015, 03:12 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-26-2015, 02:21 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-26-2015, 07:30 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-26-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by username - 03-27-2015, 12:10 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Blindgreed1 - 03-27-2015, 11:34 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by username - 03-27-2015, 01:31 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-27-2015, 03:36 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-27-2015, 05:43 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-27-2015, 10:34 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by aussiefriend - 03-28-2015, 11:28 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Midwest Spy - 03-28-2015, 11:39 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-28-2015, 11:41 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2015, 04:26 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2015, 04:27 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-28-2015, 11:47 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-28-2015, 11:49 AM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2015, 04:25 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-28-2015, 12:04 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-28-2015, 12:39 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Midwest Spy - 03-28-2015, 12:57 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-28-2015, 04:27 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Clang McFly - 03-28-2015, 04:30 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-30-2015, 12:41 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Duchess - 03-30-2015, 12:57 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Carsman - 03-30-2015, 02:41 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by sally - 03-30-2015, 01:08 PM
RE: IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT - by Maggot - 06-15-2017, 12:44 PM