EMBARRASSMENT BURNS

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I'll have to think about which of the numerous stories I could post.

When I was a kid, we had to do the crab walk (I think that's what it's called). Anyway, I was wearing a skirt and not only was everyone laughing at my underwear (maybe THAT'S why I have an aversion to the garments now) but every time I tried to take a stupid step, I'd step on the skirt and rip, rip, rip.

Of COURSE I've walked out of a public restroom with a trail of toilet paper following behind me. More than once.

When I was about 6 or so, I called my 12 y/o brother a nigger. He smacked the shit out of me.

Having giggle fits in church and the minister stop the sermon to lecture you kind of sucked too.

Running over that Taco Bell sign and getting my car stuck on it wasn't one of my finest moments either.

Just scratching the surface here...

Oh skiing! Going up a chair lift with a dangling ski and having to sort of throw myself off to the side to avoid impaling myself on the ski.

Going up the rope tow with not a bit of ski gear on me...just to get from point A to point B.

*sigh* I'm a mess.