03-27-2015, 02:37 PM
(03-27-2015, 02:35 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(03-25-2015, 09:50 PM)Clang McFly Wrote:I have my own if I wanna see a magnificent crooked dick, but thanks for the offer.(03-25-2015, 10:27 AM)sally Wrote:(03-25-2015, 02:15 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.
I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .
(03-25-2015, 05:53 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(03-25-2015, 10:27 AM)sally Wrote:Yeah, I'm not buying it either. Stanley has a bit of a curve too but I'm sure it's from me throwing myself down every 20 minutes when I was 13(03-25-2015, 02:15 AM)Clang McFly Wrote: In the junior high school gym locker room, one my classmates whacked my penis with a rolled up wet towel.I was crying so bad the gym teacher asked me what was wrong and to show him my penis to make sure it was alright(which it isn't, its still scarred and weirdly curved). So embarrassing.
I don't know if I believe that your penis is scarred and weirdly curved from being smacked with a wet towel. Still funny though .
You two are just begging me to post some dick pics here at Mock. Don't think I won't do it....when the weather warms up and have some privacy.
It wasn't an offer, its a 99.9% empty threat. Tiny possibility I might do it.