IT'S ALL SALLY'S FAULT

[sally]

I think her neurosis has rubbed off on me. I think I might have Alzheimer's. One day I couldn't spell military. Easy word, didn't have an issue with it just now but for the life of me I could not spell it that day. I ended up googling it. Another day, I filled the cat's bowl and promptly walked to the trash can and dum ped it out. Granted I wasn't focused, I was having a conversation in my mind at the time.

Does that sound like dementia?

Yes it sounds like dementia and it's all your fault.

I just dropped all of my business bills and invoices in the mail bin outside of the post office and as soon as I drove away I realized I didn't put the stamps on them. That's about as retarded as it gets.