Hi Sally, you functioning alcoholic slut.

[Middle Finger]

You never saw the picture, you know nothing about the picture, I never claimed the person in the photo was my girlfriend.
Stunned though you might be that an arrogant asshole like me has a girlfriend who is soon to be my wife, it is in fact true, I know you are unable to comprehend this but I never lie about myself, unlike you do here, nearly everyday, you deluded, tragic bitch.

Translation: Leave my small-titty wife, ass-crawling hamsters, out-of-wedlock spawn, and my rotten mouth alone. I won't produce pics out of shame.

You have a pillow begging to get fucked, better get your weiner ready.

I only share photographs with people I actually like which equals no one here.

The more we learn about you, rot-mouth, the more pillow-fucking seems OK.