It bothers me that this is stuck in my head.

[Clang McFly]

So he doesn't eat just like a salad for dinner while watching a movie on Lifetime? Maybe lighting some candles afterwards, painting his toenails and trying out his new Tide laundry pods? Then heading to the attic to inspect a strange noise he heard while only wearing his see through nightie?

I swear I only watched Lifetime for Unsolved Mysteries and Frasier...

(I think they bought that)