The 2015 trivial drivel thread

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I just got told I was hot and still had it by some pot smoking (clearly impaired) 20 something year olds.

They was like..."you taken"? I had to think about that. Yo', I old 'nough to be yo mamma, fools.

Well, you are hot and I think most men, be it someone 20 or 90, appreciate an attractive woman......It does wonders for the ole' ego and just makes your day. I remember back in the 80's, one of my son's roommates asked me for a date (well, only about 20 years age difference)...I kept saying no, but my son was mortified that he even called....Son was also in his 20's....Think most women appreciate that guys still find us attractive at any age....
Don't think pot impaired his eyesight!

I hate to get all mushy about that stuff. Makes me think of desperate housewives or something. Blurg. My son apparently heard it all. I'm glad he wasn't horrified, he thought it was pretty funny too.

How many women claim that they're always told they look at least 5, 10+ years younger than their age? MOST that I've recalled encountering on the internet. It's kind of nauseating. I mean, it's great if you think you look ok for your age but seriously, you probably DON'T really look 10+ years younger than your age. Get a grip, ladies (I'm talking to the "ladies" in general...no ladies here in Mock though...just a bunch of bitches who hopefully realize that no, 50 is not really the new 40). Jesus.