04-08-2015, 11:23 AM
At the risk of giving Sally and HotD boners so long and hard they'll need to call their doctor, I have no Jedi mind tricks for making kids hit the toilet before they want to and am currently working on the 4 yr old for the exact same problem: hiding in the bedroom to poop.
Of course, behavior mod tactics would work wonders but the GF has decided to pull rank on me based in a recent unrelated power struggle she lost, and I am forbidden to exercise any of the more effective natural consequences. Strictly positive reenforcement. Which will take for fucking ever. But I am nothing if not cooperative. Hell, I'm a goddamn pushover when it comes to letting women have their own way. If I ever met Sally I'd probably let her step on my neck or something.
Yeah that would happen.
Of course, behavior mod tactics would work wonders but the GF has decided to pull rank on me based in a recent unrelated power struggle she lost, and I am forbidden to exercise any of the more effective natural consequences. Strictly positive reenforcement. Which will take for fucking ever. But I am nothing if not cooperative. Hell, I'm a goddamn pushover when it comes to letting women have their own way. If I ever met Sally I'd probably let her step on my neck or something.
Yeah that would happen.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.