To all the morons who drive in winter weather

[The Antagonist]

I assumed it was a given that I'd remove the fucking pants before actually hopping in the shower.

So you put on your pants, walk to the bathroom, take them off and then get in the shower? What was the point of putting them on?

Because he's a wet brain.

[user=119]The Hermit[/user] wrote:

I don't like driving on ice while drunk though. Never been there, but I can imagine it would suck.

See? He can say with certainty that he does not like driving on ice while drunk, but then he claims to never have done it.

Those who drink to this level are called 'wet brains' because nothing they say makes any sense. They can't make rational decisions whether to put on pants to walk 7 feet to the shower only to take them off or realize they should just get up nekkid and walk there and wash first.

And Hermitard..... Canada isn't the only place that gets blizzards. Seriously, you do not have to describe the weather to us. We know it's fucking cold and snowy in January in Canada....... really we do. Another reason we choose not to live there. Why live in a place that is dormant most of the year?