FLYING THE FRIENDLY SKIES

[HairOfTheDog]

What if I believe that every time I fly there should be a handsome man who makes great conversation next to me. Next time I fly I will request the person next to me to move so I can have my expectation met or at least vacate the seat and leave it empty; since they are not the type of person I expected to be occupying a seat next to mine.

How about this charming talker, Zero?




I'm not really sociable. If I could reserve the neighboring seats for my type of row-mates only, I'd be sitting next to empty seats or quiet adults who don't wanna mingle.

I hit the airport bar before any flight. I have mandatory phone conversations all day every day (some of them interesting, most of them not). And, if left alone, I fall asleep before departure and get a nice long nap without having to worry about the phone ringing or conversatin' with nobody.

Airplanes are the only places where that's possible, total escape -- I effin' love to fly.

In response to the OP, I'd probably just move as long as I wasn't trading a window or aisle for a middle seat. If I was asked to take a middle seat in such a case, Mr. OJ would be out of luck -- he could either suck it up and live with sitting next to me, or he could do the moving.