04-13-2015, 06:54 AM
We've been doing a lot of hiring at work lately. That means a shit-ton of interviews. If you're handshake isn't firm when you meet me, odds are you won't get the job. Someone mentioned "creepy", not sure how to precisely define that...but I've had my share of those over the last couple of months as well. It's funny, we'll have a post interview discussion about the candidate, and all 3-4 of us will say that about a guys handshake "man, that was creepy". So while we can't define it, it's apparently quite obvious to all.
Of the millions of sperm injected into your mother's pussy, you were the quickest?
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.
You are no longer in the womb, friend. The competition is tougher out here.