04-13-2015, 08:50 AM
There is a lot of discrimination based upon people's hand shaking skills these days, obviously.
Well, I don't wanna judge or be judged like that. So, to avoid being shake-shunned and labeled "creepy", I usually avoid hand-shaking altogether.
Instead, when someone extends their hand to me, I grab it and quickly pull myself right up against them. Then, I whisper in their left ear, "it's been a pleasure of immense proportions meeting you", or "thank you ever so kindly for your time, I don't know what I'll do if you don't give me this job, sir", or whatever's cool or appropriate for the situation.
When I'm hanging with my homies, it's a different story though. Then I bust out the modified 5-step gangsta shake and let the good times roll.
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Well, I don't wanna judge or be judged like that. So, to avoid being shake-shunned and labeled "creepy", I usually avoid hand-shaking altogether.
Instead, when someone extends their hand to me, I grab it and quickly pull myself right up against them. Then, I whisper in their left ear, "it's been a pleasure of immense proportions meeting you", or "thank you ever so kindly for your time, I don't know what I'll do if you don't give me this job, sir", or whatever's cool or appropriate for the situation.
When I'm hanging with my homies, it's a different story though. Then I bust out the modified 5-step gangsta shake and let the good times roll.