Finally a forum I can relate to

[Midwest Spy]

Hi there Bammerz.

--Are you shallow and considered amongst the least fuckable person in any group?
--Do you happen to be exceedingly slow on the uptake?
--Are you sorely lacking compassion, comprehension, self-control, originality, and a decent set of balls?
--Is "creepy" an adjective that others frequently use to describe you?

If you answered "yes" to any of those inquiries, it's okay. If you're self-conscience about your shortcomings, simply post immediately after Midwest Spy as often as possible.

By comparison, you'll look like a wonderfully warm, strong, desirable, and virile genius.

If you answered "no" to all of those inquiries, tell us a little about yourself, if you're so inclined.

Welcome to Mock.

My, you are a Van Gogh with words.

Speaking of creepin', got my eye on this soon to be 30 year old....