Finally a forum I can relate to

[HairOfTheDog]

If I was forced to listen to your vapid babbling for any length of time, I too would likely cut off an ear.

Technically, you'd still be able to hear that way and none of your hats would fit right any more. Perhaps just a nice set of earplugs?

That makes sense technically. But, I'm trying to lend MS a little respectability by bolstering his Van Gogh comparison.

Too bad he didn't liken me to Munch with words; self-mutilation wouldn't have been necessary to survive his mindless babble.

I coulda just covered my ears and screamed...