04-23-2015, 04:42 PM
(04-23-2015, 04:36 PM)Maggot Wrote:On the cob or in the bucket?(04-23-2015, 04:33 PM)Blindgreed1 Wrote:(04-23-2015, 01:32 PM)Maggot Wrote: I would be a smartass and give him beef jerky for Christmas.I'd give him exactly 5 minutes to get through 1 corn on the cob. 1 second over and I drown him in a bucket of his own piss.
Just think of the sound his slurping would make. like a dog drinking water. Tongue just a floppin everywhere.