04-25-2015, 07:52 PM
From a distance he looks sexy there standing in stripes. See, this is why I stopped whistling at women. Now I just look REAL hard and wonder. A bikini might work but who the hell knows nowadays. I just told a co-worker that I'm inviting him over for a cookout just to watch his girlfriend walk around in a bikini, he then whipped out his cell phone (the curse of morality) and shows me a picture of her naked. It kinda ruined it for me, but only a little.
He ain't heavy, he's my brother.