Whats wrong with "straight pride"

[HairOfTheDog]

The punchline is, "One to actually screw in the lightbulb, and one wee little lesbian to suck my fukin cock."

Yeah, I could see how screaming that out at a drunken pow-wow could raise a few cockles.

This alternate punchline to the same joke would probably go over better, but only if you whisper it:

"Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience."