Finally a forum I can relate to

[Midwest Spy]

Because CN came in and gayed up the thread again.

I don't want to rain on your parade but I'm happily married.

Said every gay man still living in the closet.

Hilarious.

Straight men say they're 'married'.

Those with something to hide say 'happily married'.

I've got two co-workers who are flaming but have girlfriends.

I'm sure behind closed doors there's an obvious understanding.

lol (that's for my buddy CN).