05-02-2015, 07:39 AM
Beaches are overrated. Yeah the ocean is beautiful and impressive to look at. But sand gets into everything, and after you get done staring at the waves and pondering the meaning of life, all that's left is to either wander up the beach or lay there. With sand in your asscrack. Not my idea of a good time.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.