POT VS ALCOHOL

[Clang McFly]

Pot IS better, except when you smoke with one of your younger brothers and he gets you high and then convinces your suggestible self that he laced the pot with Angel dust/PCP and that he can somehow magically make your penis shrink and almost disappear. It was good pot though, I guess.

Is it just me, or does it seem like a lot of your more horrific childhood memories revolve around your crank?

Nope, its true. I was so traumatized I didn't even masterbate until I was 23.