05-05-2015, 08:50 PM
Sex on the beach is very painful and messy. That damn sand in everything, it's like fucking a bar of Lava soap.
Don't ask me how I know about the Lava soap thing.
Don't ask me how I know about the Lava soap thing.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.