05-10-2015, 09:28 PM
(05-10-2015, 12:40 PM)Duchess Wrote:
Aussie, have you ever been high? I must have asked you that before but I can't recall. I'd love to get buzzed with you. I'm kinda chuckling just thinking about it.
hell yes. In the 90s. One time, I was with these friends and the nightclubs open after midnight on Good Friday. So we had ordered a cab to come and get us and take us to this nightclub called The Mass. It was an alternative nightclub there, way way hip joint. Too cool for school.
This cab arrived and the body of it was odd and square that obviously could take a wheelchair. We got in and just sat there laughing and laughing, and the cab driver was laughing too. Here we are looking I mean, like musicians, fabulously glamorous in this weird vehicle.
Then I thought of a joke and I couldn't get it out because I knew the punchline and just kept laughing. I had to discipline myself and get it out in bits, I said "when we get to The Mass they will all be looking at us wondering if we are popstars or spastics (retards)", none of us could speak the rest of the trip we just kept laughing and laughing. When we got to The Mass it was closed for Good Friday! So here is this hip sacreligious joint closed for Good Friday. We ended up going to this sleazy pick up joint where we stood out and people with poor dress sense and men with bad hair cuts danced and we sat and watched as though they were putting on a freakshow for us. It was entertaining, but got boring.