The 2015 trivial drivel thread

[Duchess]

Maybe it was because they were geese. Geese are dicks.

I have another critter story today. I had walked out the door to leave and I noticed my cat doing that thing that means he's on the verge of killing something so I shouted & rushed at him. He had another snake and he dropped it when he saw me coming. I was just going to pick it up and throw it behind the boxwood and the damn thing lunged at me! I laugh now but I damn near shit. I hollered and my feet were moving a mile a minute and I didn't move an inch.