05-12-2015, 12:53 AM
That's why I believe in sex before marriage. Imagine Aussie being handed a strap-on and her groom asking her to wear it that night after their wedding ceremony. He then gives her instructions on the best positions for his greatest pleasure while Donna Summer's disco hit "Hot Stuff" plays filling the room with eroticism. All the while he is enticing her by making up his own lyrics. This all could have been avoided with some pre-marital sex.