The 2015 trivial drivel thread

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Happy Birthday user.

I can't get more low key than that. I even typed it in a dull, monotoned voice.

Perfect. While I'm happy to turn another year older as opposed to being ashes, I'm very content with just enjoying it in the trivial, drivel thread. My husband is out getting take in Mexican food (I hope) and all is good.

For ONCE some people actually sort of "got" me and my Seinfeld non-show wish. Fucking miracle!!!

So, I'm too lazy to find the embarrassing moments thread, but I managed to take out my next door neighbors 18ft (or however big it was) flagpole yesterday. I got in the car, put it in reverse at which point my son told me I had a bee on my shoulder. I THOUGHT I put the car in park before I leapt out but it kept going so for several seconds, I was jogging backwards with the car, trying to put it in park or push the emergency brake. Finally put it in "park" but with the momentum...it still hit the neighbor's freaking flag pole and made it the leaning tower of flag pole. I offered to have it straightened...long story short, the neighbor said he only kept it because it was there when he bought the house. I offered to help get it reset or to help him get rid of it...he totally let me off the hook. One giant flag pole in the neighborhood...GONE.

He never hung a flag on the stupid thing anyway although for a week or so he had a Budweiser flag on there that I'm sure negatively affected all of our property values. Anyway, flag pole...gone.

The End.