Midwest Spy's Questions for the Ladies

[Duchess]

We have batman mowers for the fields ( I know they're called batwing, I prefer batman), lawn tractors for all the other areas but I use a pushmower around my home because it makes me sweat my ass off. I told one of my girlfriends who always complains about 10 lbs. that if she handled her own shit she's get rid of that 10 lbs. but she looked at me like I had suggested running naked down 301.