05-27-2015, 09:43 PM
Four years old is without a doubt the best time for kids to have deep thought and come out with unintentionally hilarious shit. Here are actual gems from the little dude, who I am apparently still allowed to visit.
-If you don't poop your pants, Donovan, I will be very proud of you.
-only grownups have coke, right? When I am big and hairy like you I will have a lot of coke!
-(Singing) Spider man, spiderman, woohoo he's an African! Spins a web, any time, catches sheep, and that's all right. Look out! Here comes spiderman!
-You had to go sleep at your house because you snore too much and makes Grandma cry.
-If you don't poop your pants, Donovan, I will be very proud of you.
-only grownups have coke, right? When I am big and hairy like you I will have a lot of coke!
-(Singing) Spider man, spiderman, woohoo he's an African! Spins a web, any time, catches sheep, and that's all right. Look out! Here comes spiderman!
-You had to go sleep at your house because you snore too much and makes Grandma cry.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.