Just when you thought you've heard it all

[sally]

It cracks me up every time I think about it.

Cop: So where is Ms. Ranch now?

Neighbor: She's buried over there under the tree.

Cop: What?

Neighbor: Welp after she bit off Pedro's balls she nigger rigged the garden hose as a breathing apparatus and buried herself.

Cop: Ms. Ranch, can you hear me? I know you're under there, I can see your foot.