05-28-2015, 12:10 PM

Cop: So where is Ms. Ranch now?
Neighbor: She's buried over there under the tree.
Cop: What?
Neighbor: Welp after she bit off Pedro's balls she nigger rigged the garden hose as a breathing apparatus and buried herself.
Cop: Ms. Ranch, can you hear me? I know you're under there, I can see your foot.