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Just when you thought you've heard it all
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hah It cracks me up every time I think about it.

Cop: So where is Ms. Ranch now?

Neighbor: She's buried over there under the tree.

Cop: What?

Neighbor: Welp after she bit off Pedro's balls she nigger rigged the garden hose as a breathing apparatus and buried herself.

Cop: Ms. Ranch, can you hear me? I know you're under there, I can see your foot.
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RE: Just when you thought you've heard it all - by sally - 05-28-2015, 12:10 PM