05-28-2015, 02:57 PM
As they get older the stuff they say goes from cute to annoying. My son calls the other day at 9 am.
Son: Someone wants to talk to you.
Cop: Thought you'd like to know your son is across the street from the school with some other kids blaring his car stereo and smoking cigars. I'll put him back on the phone.
Me: WTF are you doing, you're supposed to be in school.
Son: I was getting ready to come home for lunch and some kids came over and wanted to hear my stereo system.
Me: Since when the fuck do you come home for lunch a 9 in the morning.
Son: Someone wants to talk to you.
Cop: Thought you'd like to know your son is across the street from the school with some other kids blaring his car stereo and smoking cigars. I'll put him back on the phone.
Me: WTF are you doing, you're supposed to be in school.
Son: I was getting ready to come home for lunch and some kids came over and wanted to hear my stereo system.
Me: Since when the fuck do you come home for lunch a 9 in the morning.