05-31-2015, 01:28 PM
I always considered sex to be like en ensemble performance. Every part adds to the whole piece, and if you leave out one instrument you may still get the tune but it won't be quite as rich when the song hits the crescendo.
I was married to a woman whose sexual repression was so thorough she couldn't enjoy even the slightest deviation from procedure, position and order of events. Sex with her was like a kazoo concerto. Fun for a minute or two but ultimately pretty fucking annoying.
I'd guess that oral sex for the 44% like Sally is because their partner just didn't know how to play the instrument to make it really hit the highest notes.
I was married to a woman whose sexual repression was so thorough she couldn't enjoy even the slightest deviation from procedure, position and order of events. Sex with her was like a kazoo concerto. Fun for a minute or two but ultimately pretty fucking annoying.
I'd guess that oral sex for the 44% like Sally is because their partner just didn't know how to play the instrument to make it really hit the highest notes.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.