05-31-2015, 10:42 PM
heh. Girls get so defensive sometimes. Just because Usain Bolt runs olympic races and the special olympians I work with run races, does NOT mean they are equally talented at running races. Sally's had by her own admission one sexual partner since high school. You don't know fuckall about sexual variety. And HotD is so emotionally repressed and contrarian she'd probably refuse to come no matter who was down there unless someone tricked her into thinking it was her idea. Notice how fast she tried to jump in my shit despite the fact that nowhere did I indicate by name or otherwise that I was the magic tongue her dried up old powdered clitoris needed to really hum. I think the girl has a thing for me and it pisses her off.
Thank god I am oblivious to the opinions of others while caught in the blinding splendor of my own cleverness.