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Dually trucks are not meant for mud running. They are meant for stability in load and hauling. I have not seen a dually that hasn't gotten stuck in the mud.
Dually 4x4 means nothing. That's why Ford doesn't make them. They MIGHT make dually 4x4 now but before they did you would have to get it done aftermarket and I think Quigly were the ones to go to do that

A good portion of that is fairly incorrect. You're right that they weren't meant for mud running, but unless you are in way more shit then you should take a vehicle in, you shouldn't get stuck. A dually 4x4 means exactly the same thing that any other 4x4 means...that it's 4 wheel drive. Regardless of what you may believe, having the ability to pull with those front 2 tires can mean the difference between sitting there and driving out of it. Ford does in fact make a factory 4x4 dually and I happen to own a 2000 model. They've made 4x4 models for ages...It may just be where you are from.