DO IT ALREADY, MS

[sally]

I'm building an awning with ceiling fans to keep my dogs outdoors for now on. Once in a while it dips down in the teens here or we have a really bad thunder storm where I'd bring them inside, but for the most part I'd just like to keep those dirty bastards outside.

I like having my little guy inside. He's half pit, so he needs bathing twice a week or he stinks like ass. He's a short hair, so even when he sheds it's not unmanageable and he's well behaved.

I have a female pit, but she was banned from the city for getting a little rowdy with the neighbor's pets, it's not like she killed them or anything. Sheesh, people are so uptight. So now she stays at my husband's warehouse and office. She's very clean and I never minded her in the house. The other two though, what a mess. The Newfoundland shakes his head and slobber flies everywhere. And I swear, you could open up a sealed container and you'd find his hair in it.