Did you watch when your kids came out of the peephole?

[Duchess]

Not only do their vaginas bulge, but sometimes women shit while giving birth too.

I was listening to a comedian on the radio yesterday and he said he wished someone would have told him that ahead of time, he thought his wife was growing a tail.

That's both funny & horrifying. I laughed at "he thought his wife was growing a tail" but the other stuff makes my eyes open wide and I say whoa.